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Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President Bush
This is the second in a series of Jay Leno help find jokes for the Tonight Show. We focus on news about President Bush.
Cost of Iraq Occupation
In the absence of weapons of mass destruction have been found in Iraq, President Bush said we went in there to get Sodom Hussein and give the Iraqi people a constitution. So far, the cost of this constitution is $ 170 billion. That is $ 635 for each Iraqi.
We could have sent each of them an individual copy of our constitution by UPS ® for $ 46.69.
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Fishing in Germany
The president told a German newspaper that the best day of work when he took a 7.5 pound perch.
The largest ever caught perch was 4 pounds 3 ounces taken in 1865.
Well, all fishermen lie!
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Bush broke the law
The Boston Globe reported that President Bush has asserted presidential privilege to disobey 750 laws enacted under its mandate.
Richard Nixon said: "I am not a crook!"
President Bush obviously thinking, "I can always find a hook!"
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President Bush look-alike
Brent Mendenhall is in demand as a "George W. Bush" fraudster and likeness on television, films, meetings and political rallies. Brent has appeared on the Tonight Show.
When asked what he would do now that the opinion of the President are so low, said Brent, "Plastic surgery comes to mind.
Yesterday evening, I was attacked and they stole my saddle.
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Bush against Bush
George H.W. Bush flew Avengers of San Jacinto. On September 2, 1944, it was shot down over Chichi Jima. Bush parachuted safely and earned a PLC for the delivery of its bomb load after his TBF had been affected.
President George W. Bush has mounted a co-pilot seat of a jet naval and landing is out on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln to a banner that said "Mission accomplished". He earned the contempt of Americans who think he screwed up an unnecessary war.
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The End
Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President Bush
This is the second in a series of Jay Leno help find jokes for the Tonight Show. We focus on news about President Bush.
Cost of Iraq Occupation
In the absence of weapons of mass destruction have been found in Iraq, President Bush said we went in there to get Sodom Hussein and give the Iraqi people a constitution. So far, the cost of this constitution is $ 170 billion. That is $ 635 for each Iraqi.
We could have sent each of them an individual copy of our constitution by UPS ® for $ 46.69.
END
Fishing in Germany
The president told a German newspaper that the best day of work when he took a 7.5 pound perch.
The largest ever caught perch was 4 pounds 3 ounces taken in 1865.
Well, all fishermen lie!
END
Bush broke the law
The Boston Globe reported that President Bush has asserted presidential privilege to disobey 750 laws enacted under its mandate.
Richard Nixon said: "I am not a crook!"
President Bush obviously thinking, "I can always find a hook!"
END
President Bush look-alike
Brent Mendenhall is in demand as a "George W. Bush" fraudster and likeness on television, films, meetings and political rallies. Brent has appeared on the Tonight Show.
When asked what he would do now that the opinion of the President are so low, said Brent, "Plastic surgery comes to mind.
Yesterday evening, I was attacked and they stole my saddle.
END
Bush against Bush
George H.W. Bush flew Avengers of San Jacinto. On September 2, 1944, it was shot down over Chichi Jima. Bush parachuted safely and earned a PLC for the delivery of its bomb load after his TBF had been affected.
President George W. Bush has mounted a co-pilot seat of a jet naval and landing is out on the deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln to a banner that said "Mission accomplished". He earned the contempt of Americans who think he screwed up an unnecessary war.
END
The End
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