Friday, May 9, 2008

Jokes of news from Jay Leno 01: Police Jokes

© by: John T Jones, Ph.D.

I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help it can get, so I wrote a few jokes on the news. The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Jokes series of police.

TASER Joke

TASER ®, the gun people, sponsored research at the Cleveland Clinic. The pigs were better able to withstand a stun gun attack if they were first injected cocaine.

Here is a warning to crooks: Should the police subdue you with a pistol, draw before going to work!

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Capital Police Joke

Police cordoned off the Rayburn Office Building when someone confuse the sounds of a worker fight on a lift with gunshots.

After verifying the location of Dick Cheney's capital, police reopened the office building.

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Holiday Inn Joke

Two men stole a PA Holiday Inn. It held the gun and left the other consequences of the delay on the hotel's reception desk, his name and address on each check!

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Orlando police captain

A former Orlando police captain is held captive in the Democratic Republic of Congo. He is accused of planning a coup d'état.

The former captain said he was not planning a coup, but the screening was interesting for people to become Disney World ® tourist guides.

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The judge said delinquent child sex too short to put in jail

A Nebraska judge let a convicted sex offender Off the Hook because it is only 5 feet 1 inch tall and, according to the judge, too short to serve time in prison.

It was not "Too Short" to molesting a 13-year-old girl!

A short message to sex offenders: Move to Nebraska.

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Cocoa Florida police arrest 10-year-old boy

In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy broke a patrol car to police after driving a truck Ram on a challenge.

The police gave him a ticket for driving without CUB SCOUT "AWARD OF DRIVING."

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