© by: John T Jones, Ph.D.
I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help it can get, so I wrote a few jokes on the news. The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Jokes series of police.
TASER Joke
TASER ®, the gun people, sponsored research at the Cleveland Clinic. The pigs were better able to withstand a stun gun attack if they were first injected cocaine.
Here is a warning to crooks: Should the police subdue you with a pistol, draw before going to work!
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Capital Police Joke
Police cordoned off the Rayburn Office Building when someone confuse the sounds of a worker fight on a lift with gunshots.
After verifying the location of Dick Cheney's capital, police reopened the office building.
END
Holiday Inn Joke
Two men stole a PA Holiday Inn. It held the gun and left the other consequences of the delay on the hotel's reception desk, his name and address on each check!
END
Orlando police captain
A former Orlando police captain is held captive in the Democratic Republic of Congo. He is accused of planning a coup d'état.
The former captain said he was not planning a coup, but the screening was interesting for people to become Disney World ® tourist guides.
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The judge said delinquent child sex too short to put in jail
A Nebraska judge let a convicted sex offender Off the Hook because it is only 5 feet 1 inch tall and, according to the judge, too short to serve time in prison.
It was not "Too Short" to molesting a 13-year-old girl!
A short message to sex offenders: Move to Nebraska.
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Cocoa Florida police arrest 10-year-old boy
In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy broke a patrol car to police after driving a truck Ram on a challenge.
The police gave him a ticket for driving without CUB SCOUT "AWARD OF DRIVING."
END
I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help it can get, so I wrote a few jokes on the news. The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Jokes series of police.
TASER Joke
TASER ®, the gun people, sponsored research at the Cleveland Clinic. The pigs were better able to withstand a stun gun attack if they were first injected cocaine.
Here is a warning to crooks: Should the police subdue you with a pistol, draw before going to work!
END
Capital Police Joke
Police cordoned off the Rayburn Office Building when someone confuse the sounds of a worker fight on a lift with gunshots.
After verifying the location of Dick Cheney's capital, police reopened the office building.
END
Holiday Inn Joke
Two men stole a PA Holiday Inn. It held the gun and left the other consequences of the delay on the hotel's reception desk, his name and address on each check!
END
Orlando police captain
A former Orlando police captain is held captive in the Democratic Republic of Congo. He is accused of planning a coup d'état.
The former captain said he was not planning a coup, but the screening was interesting for people to become Disney World ® tourist guides.
END
The judge said delinquent child sex too short to put in jail
A Nebraska judge let a convicted sex offender Off the Hook because it is only 5 feet 1 inch tall and, according to the judge, too short to serve time in prison.
It was not "Too Short" to molesting a 13-year-old girl!
A short message to sex offenders: Move to Nebraska.
END
Cocoa Florida police arrest 10-year-old boy
In Cocoa, Florida, a 10-year-old boy broke a patrol car to police after driving a truck Ram on a challenge.
The police gave him a ticket for driving without CUB SCOUT "AWARD OF DRIVING."
END
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