Friday, May 9, 2008

Women: 12 Secrets of Living

© by: Jack Reider
Ironically, yes, this is what some would say the limits applied by a woman on their spouses or partners. A woman, if she tries to stand firm against any attack by a male member of the species which defines in its traditional role, is just as likely to fall into those same roles by itself.

What you find here?
You will not find anything but his jokes and humour slightly stereotype that women species of humanity, but all of them are published here with the best of intentions. None of these are intended to degrade women or putting them in any way whatsoever.

Noted below are some funny and idiomatic traits behaviour demonstrated by women coming into contact with partners of the opposite sex.

1) A woman may ask the man if she gained weight. But there is only one answer to this question.

2) A woman likes to file his own family. But his partner May never agree or take part.

3) A woman also likes to make the family of his partner. But if he disagrees, then he is blind.

4) When the partner does not clean because he is lazy. But if the woman does not clean up after her, because she is tired.

5) If your partner does not like the way things are going, it can fetch divorced. But on the other hand, the woman is allowed to think such thoughts.

6) Her partner should stop shouting on children. But children must also cease to cause the woman to shout at them for many.

7) Why is it such a big problem for the partner to make coffee for Women? But on the other hand, if the partner asks the woman back replies that it is not his slave.

8) When the partner does not, the woman crying and asked him to do so. But when he does, the woman crying and asked him to shut up.

9) A woman complains against his partner who does not when the case is important for her. But on the other hand, each case and incidents is important to women.

10) When the partner buys something, it is wasting money. But when the woman purchases something, because she lives only once.

11) The partner does not know how to say sorry. The woman, but it is right that there is never a reason to say.

12) The partner was able to maintain the relationship. But on the other hand, the woman is tired and needs her beauty sleep.

Conclusion:
A woman is infinitely more beautiful, encouraging, entertainment, wonderful and humane than a man will never be. But women have their own peculiarities as well, and some of them have been done in these eleven women secrets to be.

Important:
Characterization of someone, even if it is very politically incorrect, this is not my intention, and this article is intended only to laughter, so please treat it accordingly.

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